August 27, 2008
This says it all.  Since I’ve been known to not to have an internal sensor, having a blog is probably not the best idea, and since I’m not getting laid anytime soon,  I might as well write about how I consistently blow it.  Ever since the age of reason (puberty),  I’ve consistently pissed off almost every girl I have ever dated, even if I didn’t intend to.  I don’t know what it is,  I just don’t think before I speak.  I told this girl when I was 17 that she was hairy, she didn’t really like that.  The funnier part about that is that I’m calling someone hairy, among other things.  My friend Hardcore wanted to write a book entitled “101 way of how not to get laid, words of wisdom by yours truly.  Thus why I probably will go a long time before I see a vagina.  It’s a good thing I moved my TV into my bedroom, now I never have to leave my room.  At least my friends can laugh at my antics. 

This says it all.  Since I’ve been known to not to have an internal sensor, having a blog is probably not the best idea, and since I’m not getting laid anytime soon,  I might as well write about how I consistently blow it.  Ever since the age of reason (puberty),  I’ve consistently pissed off almost every girl I have ever dated, even if I didn’t intend to.  I don’t know what it is,  I just don’t think before I speak.  I told this girl when I was 17 that she was hairy, she didn’t really like that.  The funnier part about that is that I’m calling someone hairy, among other things.  My friend Hardcore wanted to write a book entitled “101 way of how not to get laid, words of wisdom by yours truly.  Thus why I probably will go a long time before I see a vagina.  It’s a good thing I moved my TV into my bedroom, now I never have to leave my room.  At least my friends can laugh at my antics. 

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