March 2011
2 posts
June 2009
1 post
“turning piles into pilots”
– Mike Richards, best dude ever
January 2009
4 posts
Ohhhhhh the memories
When I was going to Art school, I used to work in the school store. Now, everyone knows that being on time for anything is not my strength, especially when I was consistently hung over at 8 in the morning and going to art school. I would get a regular talking to and then I would go about my day. Usually two of us would be on the schedule, so we used to cover for each other, if the other was...
I love the Muppets, especially when its mixed with... →
November 2008
1 post
October 2008
4 posts
Rule of advice
Don’t ever tell a girl she needs to lose 20lbs……..while you’re in a strip club. They’ll never let it down, and their friends will always remember you as “that guy”
September 2008
2 posts
Chapter 2, What not to say after sex
So, how do I start this off. When I first moved to Portland, I was dating this girl who was a ninja. Now she’s going to be pissed that Im telling you that she’s a ninja, cause I’m blowing her cover. and the first thing about being a ninja is no one is supposed to know that you’re a ninja. So to not give up her identity, she will remain anonymous. I dont want her booby...
Normally I wouldnt post such vulgarity, but who am... →
August 2008
5 posts
Buttery Ass Monday →
Karate class son
WOW
Well, after years of sitting on my ass and making dumb excuses, I finally have my own blog, I dont know if I’m going to even use this retard, but Ill try.